Random Thoughts


Bear with me. I must get these things out.

If no one shows up to hear me preach did I really preach? Hmmm

If I feed Alka-seltzer with peanut butter on it to the moles in my yard, will they explode? Hmmm I hope

If I drink enough Dunkin Donuts coffee will it wash down my cold?

How many cool pens can one man own?

If I put on clean clothes at the end of the day, will they be clean for the next day?

If you never clean your ears out, will the ear wax cut off your hearing? For that matter why do cats like to eat ear wax? Nasty

If Jesus didn't save my soul where would I be today? I shudder to think

If Jesus didn't go to the cross where would the world be today? Scary thought

Last but not least, why am I drawn to lick the bowl after eating all the chocolate pudding out of it with a spoon?

Alright, I feel better now. You may go about your day.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Sounds to me like you have had too many nights without enough sleep and too much Nyquil, my friend!
Joe said…
No doubt.
David Wilson said…
Nice dog skin rug
Joe, wow, I don't want to know how you know that cats like to eat ear wax.-jacky
BTW Micah now has a blog!
Joe said…
Don't play coy. You know how I know.
I do, but I thought that cyber-space should not know that I know!
Anonymous said…
Dude. From now on leave your ramblings to yourself. We gotta be able to sleep at night. Ear wax??
Joe said…
Keep running it man.